I've discovered that I don't really need my thumb to type, begging the question: could a monkey write a better NaNo novel than I've written?
The Infinite Monkey Theorem postulates that a monkey, given an infinite amount of time, could eventually type the complete works of Shakespeare, randomly.
Well, I don't have an infinite amount of time, even though I do lack an opposable left thumb. I've got two days to make it from 45,172 words to 50,000. Will some of my writing be a tad random?