You see, there was this cute soccer player in my biology lab... And our love blossomed even with all the formaldehyde scenting the air. Our professor even came to our wedding. And last weekend he came to see us during our Whitman College reunion. He told the people on the biology department tour about our laboratory love story so everyone insisted that we take a family photo in "our" lab.
I never did take a creative writing class at Whitman (I minored in biology). But that worked out too. Sometimes you've got to embrace the twists and turns in life!